Abby Von Normal - And I'm like, "Don't change the subject, Kung Pao, what I want to know is if you're ready to spend some up-close and personal time with ninety pounds of barbarian woman-flesh! Sorry, I don't know how much that is in kilos.

Christopher Moore
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Abby Von Normal is a recurring character from the South Park television series. In the episode, "Kung Pao Kelly", she is a woman who somehow becomes enmeshed in a complicated web of intrigue that revolves around Mr. Garrison's obsession with the character Kung Pao Kelly. She is featured prominently in the episode, as she is the one who takes on the role of a Chinese wife and mother.

The quote under discussion concerns how Mr. Garrison uses Abby as a tool to manipulate his enemies and attempt to extract revenge on them, but none of this is her fault, nor should it be condemned She plays a small role in this episode, but does not fit into any stereotype or role that would be considered out of place for an American woman.

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